Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize