I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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