At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
