From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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