That's intense
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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