im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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