at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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