I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So many bounce houses so little time
She even gives head with a lisp.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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