like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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