it wasn't lemon gatorade
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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