return my video game
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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