He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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