i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's rum buckets o'clock
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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