I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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