Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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