Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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