She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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