Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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