her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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