Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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