great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I have peed in a lot of sinks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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