508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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