it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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