Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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