i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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