if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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