How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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