It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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