I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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