Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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