i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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