I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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