The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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