can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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