On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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