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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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