As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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