what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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