THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Randomize
