i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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