We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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