our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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