Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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