I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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