the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
you never un-have a 4some
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