I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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