i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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