No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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