real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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