So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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