that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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