He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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