what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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