Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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